smithsonian-official:

smithsonian-official:

i ADORE the anomitinity of tumblr. when i post stupid ass shit from my mush brain on like snapchat or whatever i gotta deal with messages like “are you okay?” and “what does this even mean”. here i can just post 30 pictures of dinosaurs in a row and my followers will be like YEEEEEAAAA BABBY

the other day i posted something on snapchat saying “if we gave monkeys guns i think deforestation would end” and someone sent me a link to an online therapy site i hate it here

jakemorph:

in this essay i won’t

mahoragas:

nobara: hey yuuji, why were you eating an entire tub of ice cream at 3 am in the dark on the kitchen floor 

yuuji: sorry sukuna took over again 

sukuna: no i didn’t you fucking trainwreck I detest mint chocolate chip 

megumi, under his breath: when did sukuna learn about trains

13075:

Yuuji: *does anything remotely embarrassing*

Sukuna, popping out of Yuuji’s cheek: LMFAO

apollo8-archive:

me after i die and go straight to hell for being gay: wtf…? just like in supernatural…

jarchivistsims:

jarchivistsims:

@gaysails​ how dare you be funnier than my post 

(出典： annevbonny)

saparigarden:

i walk into my first day of therapy and my therapist makes me sit down and take this

(出典： lagavulin)

woodmeat:

jusslikebruddas:

I haven’t ate anything since 11 Bruh I’m starving

damn an u how old now?

jihaad:

jihaad:

jonas brothers on the radio… people watching fruits basket… it’s really 2009 again huh 

businesshag:

I HATE how tumblr brings up your old tags as you’re typing a new tag because I really don’t!! Want to remember!!! Some of the things I’ve said on this godforsaken site!!!!

meankatie:

mr man gives us the facts

(出典： croutoncat)

glowdeer:

busket:

glowdeer:

who wants to have a knife fight in the forest with me

what knife size are we talking here

its not the size that matters its the memories u make

(出典： strayghost)